Kiteboarding Gifts

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Surfboarder reading.

'Don really likes to relax between sets.'

'Hey, I was just leaving.'

Kiteboarding

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Modern kite for wind energy.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I told him we needed more string."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Shred the plank."

Skateboard

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Outside with that!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Love At First Shock

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."