Kiteboarding Gifts

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Surfboarder reading.

'Don really likes to relax between sets.'

'Hey, I was just leaving.'

Kiteboarding

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I told him we needed more string."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

The First Kite

"Shred the plank."

Skateboard

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Skate Bored

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"