Kites Gifts

Mortar board flying.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Early kite experiment.

"Jim didn't know when to stop having fun."

Vaccine kite

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

"Went to the doctor about my constant wind and he gave me this...!"

Keep it clean and green.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Angel: 'Looks like they've run out of wings again.'

'I once experienced childlike wonder...but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in.'

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

Balloon Man

Erectile Dysfunction Unit

Love At First Shock

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Children's games and technology

"No, still there."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You're right. This is better than sex."