Kite Surfing Gifts

Kite surfing.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"No, still there."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Children's games and technology

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Early kite experiment.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."