Kite Surfer Gifts

Kiteboarding

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Extreme kites!

"No, still there."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Quick, open the back door!'

Free WiFi

"We're under attack!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

A pilot flies a kite.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"