Flying Kites Gifts

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

A mermaid flying a ray kite

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

Kite caught on Giraffe.

Modern kite for wind energy.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Recalculating route..."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.