Kitchen Sink Realism Enthusiast Gifts

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

The Origins of Everything

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"