Kitchen Sink Realism Enthusiast Pillows

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

The Origins of Everything

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Boy baking a cake.

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'