Kitchen Minimalist Pillows

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"Cooking" when the kids are away

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

All Natural Nothing

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

High Tech/Low Tech.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."