Kitchen Minimalist Prints

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"Cooking" when the kids are away

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Marcello Mastroianni.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'