Dining Minimalist Prints

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Not to mention the park view."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"My compliments to the can opener."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

'They use paper plates.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'

'The Nihilist Deli'

"This could have just been an email."