Kitchen Mess Artists T-Shirts

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Mixed marriage: food fight

COVID-19 kitchen

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'Net to catch pancake.'