Kitchen Mess Artists Prints

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Chef De Party.

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Net to catch pancake.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

COVID-19 kitchen