Kitchen Mathematician T-Shirts

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Lemniskate

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Hot pot

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Fridge-to-table"