Culinary Mathematician T-Shirts

Let them wear their passion proudly with our culinary mathematician t-shirts. Featuring witty, creative designs, these shirts are perfect for those who love combining food and math with style.

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'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'

'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.' mockup

'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'

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"Our new math book not only remediates, diagnoses, analyzes,and tests, it also contains fifty quick and delicious recipes for today's on-the-go teacher!"

"Our new math book not only remediates, diagnoses, analyzes,and tests, it also contains fifty quick and delicious recipes for today's on-the-go teacher!"

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"If we double the temperature, it'll be finished in half the time."

"If we double the temperature, it'll be finished in half the time." mockup

"If we double the temperature, it'll be finished in half the time."

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom. mockup

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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Soup of the month.

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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6 Brothers Falafel

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"You're the lid to my pot."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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Picking pastries.

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Cookbooks

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'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.' mockup

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

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"Rump roast?"

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...' mockup

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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Garden.

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up mockup

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

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"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!" mockup

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Too much cilantro

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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?" mockup

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..." mockup

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

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'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.' mockup

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!" mockup

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

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"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!" mockup

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

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The Origins of Everything

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Holiday Supplies

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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