Kitchen Flirt Pillows

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Baker Romance

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Tasty bird.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"Life is pointless."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Whipping Cream

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."