Kitchen Romantic Pillows

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"Stephen and I are today's special."

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Baker Romance

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Wedding Chefs

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

"It'll never be ready in time."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Linguini for two?"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You complete me."

'Tasty.'

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"How nice. A truffle."