Kitchen Romantics Pillows

'My compliments to the chef.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Baker Romance

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Wedding Chefs

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"How nice. A truffle."

"You complete me."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Tasty.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'