Dining Romancers Pillows

"Tongue please."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Looking tasty

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

Spinach Dating.

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'