Dining Romancers Pillows

"Tongue please."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Looking tasty

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'A table for two?'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."