Kitchen Romantics Mugs

'My compliments to the chef.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Baker Romance

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Wedding Chefs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Tasty.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You complete me."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"How nice. A truffle."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

Chef chasing an egg.