Kitchen Flirt T-Shirts

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Baker Romance

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Tasty bird.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Life is pointless."

Whipping Cream

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

'Good day on Wall Street?'