Kitchen Experimenter Pillows

'I connected my food processor to my word processor software in case I have to eat my words.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"I don't know what it is either...Let's call it 'Chef's Surprise'."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."

Parisian Types - Cooks, having mistakenly put a sponge in a pie

'You can assure them that irradiated and genetically-modified foods are all perfectly safe.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'What's this...white beetroot? They stain your teeth, so I soaked them in bleach overnight.'

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'

Husband washes the dishes

'I'm not saying grace for that!'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

Boys Cooking

"Taser that for you, sir?"

The Guiltateria

Everything Smoothie

The spontaneous gourmet

Sushi Spinoffs

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"