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'I connected my food processor to my word processor software in case I have to eat my words.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"I don't know what it is either...Let's call it 'Chef's Surprise'."

'You can assure them that irradiated and genetically-modified foods are all perfectly safe.'

Parisian Types - Cooks, having mistakenly put a sponge in a pie

'I'm not saying grace for that!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Husband washes the dishes

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

'What's this...white beetroot? They stain your teeth, so I soaked them in bleach overnight.'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."

'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Living on the Wild Side

Cauliflower rice isn't the same

She found baking helped enormously.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"