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'Stamps?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Roadkill Restaurant

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."