Kitchen Daredevils Prints

'Stamps?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"More?"

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'What the devil is that?

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'