Kitchen Daredevil Prints

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"...And you managed to cook it without setting off the smoke alarm."

Party time.

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

Flipping pancakes

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Danger: Falling Woks.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Fillet flambe.' '

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

"Ambitions... to spoil it all on my own."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'I hope your chefs have all been practising their knife safety skills?'

"Apparently you had a reaction to eating the food after the expiration date."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'What happened to you?'

"The Ginsu knives of Damocles"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"