Kitchen Daredevil Mugs

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"...And you managed to cook it without setting off the smoke alarm."

Party time.

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

Flipping pancakes

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

Danger: Falling Woks.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Fillet flambe.' '

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

"Ambitions... to spoil it all on my own."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'I hope your chefs have all been practising their knife safety skills?'

"Apparently you had a reaction to eating the food after the expiration date."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'What happened to you?'

"The Ginsu knives of Damocles"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

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