Kitchen Counter Accountants Gifts

Cooking the books

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Kitchen Kapers

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

'Cooking'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

The secret lives of household things.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Boys Cooking

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Funky Chef 2

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Egg Surprise

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.