Kitchen Chaos Manager Pillows

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

"I enjoy root vegetables as much as anyone, but enough is enough."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Chef De Party.

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

"I mean, he does have a point."