Kitchen Band Leader Gifts

Musical Cook

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The secret lives of household things.

Von Trapp family masks

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Toastquest!

Spatula Conductor

Murderous Chef

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

No fly zone

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"