Kitchen Band Leader Pillows

Musical Cook

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The secret lives of household things.

Von Trapp family masks

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Murderous Chef

Spatula Conductor

Toastquest!

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

No fly zone

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'