Kings And Queens Aficionados Gifts

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"She wishes to range free!"

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

A skier and a paraglider

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

The Royal Wii.

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"I welcome the discussion."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

Medieval King

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

The Queen

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"