Kings And Queens Aficionados Prints

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

"She wishes to range free!"

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

A skier and a paraglider

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"I welcome the discussion."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Medieval King

The Queen

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Mouse King