Kingly Gift Giver Pillows

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'The Saxon King' pub

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'