Kingly Shopaholics Pillows

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'The Saxon King' pub

Customer Convention

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Last Chance for Everything.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Medieval King

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Pushy Cashpoint