Kingly Shopaholics Pillows

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'The Saxon King' pub

Customer Convention

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Last Chance for Everything.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Medieval King

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'They're doing their tests now?

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.