Kingdom Critiquer Pillows

"... So then I said to him, 'nobody's above the law your majesty'."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

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The new Physics

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'You are doing it wrong.'

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Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'