Critique King Pillows

'I'm tired of you criticizing my performance. You didn't think I could hear you through the TV, did you?'

Lesser known greek gods,

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

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Whistler's father.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

SF NO

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Wards / Mortuary

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Art Gallery.

"But is it art?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Now you can send it."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name