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'I'm tired of you criticizing my performance. You didn't think I could hear you through the TV, did you?'

Lesser known greek gods,

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Wards / Mortuary

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"We'll always hate Paris."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Art Gallery.

"But is it art?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Now you can send it."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."