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"... So then I said to him, 'nobody's above the law your majesty'."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Lesser known greek gods,

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

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