Kingdom Crisis Commentator Gifts

"I tried kicking the economic crisis down the road, and it kicked me back!"

Pretty Flowers

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

War 2023

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The bailout.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Unconditional Surrender

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Pundits

Euro fall...

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Emergency Firebreaker

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Agency Moody's comments

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

The euro currency is a bomb.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Defunding the police vs defunding education

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'