
"But they told me I was too big to fail."
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"But they told me I was too big to fail."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'The Burrito King.'
'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'
"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
Detention Center
Cat king.
'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'
Medieval headlines.
Conflict In Palestine
Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan
Change We Need
Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)
"What good is power if you don't use it?"
African shadow
Bump in the road.
Ebola Virus
US Foreign Reputation
"Aways the victim."
'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'
World politics book: Who's taking out whom
'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'
RDC
"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."
Kim Jong Il is angry!
President Bush's inauguration.
Shall We
"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."
Planets in solar system form a New World Order.
"The war that wasn't a war isn't a disaster."
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Deal to Ship Ukrainian Grain
'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'
NATO
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