Kingdom Crisis Enthusiast Pillows

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Detention Center

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Cat king.

Medieval headlines.

Conflict In Palestine

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Aways the victim."

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Bump in the road.

US Foreign Reputation

Ebola Virus

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

African shadow

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Kim Jong Il is angry!

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

President Bush's inauguration.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

RDC

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"The war that wasn't a war isn't a disaster."

Deal to Ship Ukrainian Grain

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Oy Vey...

"We're doing well. We've annexed Crimea, Ukraine, and soon we'll annex Amerika!"