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"I tried kicking the economic crisis down the road, and it kicked me back!"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Ukraine Crisis

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

War 2023

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

The bailout.

Pundits

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Agency Moody's comments

Emergency Firebreaker

The euro currency is a bomb.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Defunding the police vs defunding education

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,