"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"
Critical Situation Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who thrives in critical situations? Our collection captures the wit and humor of quick-thinking commentators. Whether they’re the first to point out the obvious or a master of sarcastic remarks, our products let them express their sharp tongue in a fun, lighthearted way. Ideal for fans of clever commentary and those who enjoy a good laugh at chaos, these items will resonate with their quick humor and insightful observations.
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Archival Warfare
Tearing up the Iran Deal
Chinese stock market
Ukraine Crisis
Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.
War 2023
Spanish bank needs propping up.
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."
"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."
The bailout.
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
Putin Shoots Down Peace
Unconditional Surrender
"With great power comes great reward."
'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'
"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."
Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.
Euro fall...
"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."
Bank of Cyprus-sia
If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.
Profits for Big Pharma
Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank
Vocabulary Glossary for Libya
It doesn't exist in Iran.
The euro currency is a bomb.
'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'
Emergency Firebreaker
"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"
Agency Moody's comments
Suggestions Get Shredded.
Critical Situation Commentator Gifts Collection
Critical Situation Commentator Mugs
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Critical Situation Commentator Prints
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