Critical Situation Commentator Pillows

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

War 2023

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"With great power comes great reward."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

The bailout.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

The euro currency is a bomb.

Agency Moody's comments

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Emergency Firebreaker

It doesn't exist in Iran.

Profits for Big Pharma

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Suggestions Get Shredded.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,