Crisis Critic Pillows

The All-Crisis Network

Emergency Firebreaker

Speculative hoarders in times of scarcity.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Why markets crash.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Chinese stock market

Denazification

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

The new Physics

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Republican politics!

Greek Crisis

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Invade/Fail/Deny