Crisis Theorist Pillows

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Why markets crash.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Ukraine Crisis

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Out.

Chinese stock market

Greek Crisis

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Overdraft limit.

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Best Laid Plans

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

More Money for Greece.

The euro currency is a bomb.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Agency Moody's comments

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Greek Crisis