King Of The Hill Pillows

'And now, some public service announcements....'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The Unhappy King

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

The Royal Wii

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"