King Of Lists Gifts

Shopping List

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Much ado list"

The Unhappy King

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Royal Wii

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?