Kilted Contender Pillows

Scottish boxer wearing kilt.

'Thank-you God.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Scot holding a heart.

The Scottish Lawn

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Tug the Toggle

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Scot's beer.

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Scottish Birthday

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Billy the Kilt

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

Och aye the noo!