Kilt Admirer Pillows

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Four men in kilts.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

Scot holding a heart.

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Swiss army knife

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

Car joust.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Scottish Lawn

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Knights

Pizza at the Round Table

Scot country dancing,

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor